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CBC Copycatting CTV? [Jan. 5th, 2007|01:48 pm]
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Canadian television (in particular sitcoms) has been improving of late. No more are the days of Snowjob and King of Kensington. It is strange why we've been such failures at the sitcom given that our comedy (in the form of skits shows) has always been popular the world over (Bizarre, SCTV, Kids in the Hall, This Hour has 22 Minutes). But suck at the sitcom we have. So bad that Full House is the type of sitcom you'd want to tune into every week rather than something homespun by the CBC.

Then came Trailer Park Boys. And Corner Gas. Canadians actually started tuning into Canadian comedy again. But these weren't produced by the CBC, so perhaps therein lies the reason for success. But the CBC wants in the game again.

So, pushing a bit of the envelope, combined with a little bit of copycatting, CBC is premiering Little Mosque on the Prairie on Tuesday. Like Corner Gas, it takes place in a small Saskatchewan town. Unlike Corner Gas, it revolves around a minority family of Muslims. Muslims in a town without Muslims. The trailer for the first episode looks promising. One of the main characters gets into a bit of trouble at the airport, talking on a cellphone to his mother, with such lines as "Ma, I've been planning this for an entire year. It's not like I just dropped a bomb on Dad. So tell him I'm not throwing my life away" I guess lines like that begin to concern other passengers in the check-in ticketing line. Comedy ensues, or hopefuly it does.

Here's hoping the CBC can do something right. It would be nice to have something new to hang our hats on.
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Hells Angel has hurt feelings ... [Oct. 17th, 2006|08:30 pm]
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One would imagine that he'll soon be voted out of office if he keeps acting like a metrosexual.
The president of the Vancouver chapter of the Hells Angels says people have been rude to him and his feelings have been hurt since the group was ruled a criminal organization by an Ontario judge last year.

In an affidavit filed in B.C. Supreme Court, Rick Ciarnello lists a number of public snubs including a couple in a restaurant who asked to be moved because they didn't want to sit next to him after he walked in wearing Hells Angels colours.

He also claims he has been treated rudely by his local supermarket staff, and he says many people are no longer friendly toward him, and instead fear him or avoid him altogether.

His lawyers say these snubs violate Ciarnello's rights under Canada's Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and they want key sections of the federal anti-gang legislation struck down.

(from CBC News - British Columbia)
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Winter beckons ... [Sep. 17th, 2006|05:57 pm]
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Well, the hot weather in Vancouver is officially gone. Winter reminds us of her impending approach with some rain. It's been on-and-off rainy here for the past few days and more of it to come for the next few. Temperatures are hovering around 15C/59F (heck, it was only 11C/52F today). Goodbye Summer, I look forward to you in 2007! More beaches, more sunny day hikes, more outdoor festivals.

Rent-a-movie weather is soon to be upon us.
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Buck buck ... [Sep. 14th, 2006|01:04 pm]
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I was doubtful we'd ever see, in the Lower Mainland, a litre of gasoline cost less than a loonie per litre. But the other day I saw a Chevron selling for 98.7 cents per liter (US$3.38 per gallon)*. Strange turn of events, especially when not six weeks ago, we were paying $1.21 cents per litre (US$4.10 per gallon)*. Will the price continue to drop? Perhaps a little more. I doubt we'll see prices in the 80s around here. And I suspect gasoline will be back up to the $1.15 range by February again.

It's a crying shame that at $0.99 we're rejoicing over the cheap gasoline prices. But hey, that's peak oil for ya!

* I'm going to assume Google is correct and up-to-date on the Canadian price per litre -> U.S. price per gallon conversions.
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Tim Horton's Fact Sheet [Jul. 7th, 2006|04:37 am]
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Some Canadian facts and figures on Tim Horton's [wikipedia.org] that I found interesting:
  1. Tim Hortons is bigger than McDonalds in Canada - its been #1 since 2002
  2. The chain accounted for 22.6% of all fast food industry revenues in Canada in 2005
  3. Tim Hortons commands 76% of the Canadian market for coffee and baked goods (based on the number of customers served)
  4. Tim Hortons holds 62% of the Canadian coffee market (Starbucks, is #2 at 7%)
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In honour of today ... [Jul. 1st, 2006|12:49 pm]
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Here's one of my old Canadian Tradition entries ...

Canadian Tradition 08
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6% in an hour [Jun. 30th, 2006|11:03 pm]
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Stupidest tax cut ever begins in one hour. The GST drops from 7% to 6%. A tax cut that won't affect anybody but those making big ticket purchases. The majority of essential items were never taxed, so the poor will continue to see no real benefits from the GST drop.

Unfortunately most people are stupid, and since the GST is despised across the country, any decrease in the tax brings cheers, even though it's very simple to prove that there are no widespread benefits other than it amounting to a tax break for the rich. Dropping the GST is a win-win political policy, especially for a government in a minority position.
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National Beaver Day [May. 27th, 2006|05:02 pm]
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Up here in Canada, since the Olympics, Bell Mobility has been running a series of ads featuring two CGI beavers, Frank and Gordon. Double entendres run rampant.

Bell Mobility, on the website, has a petition to gather support for a National Beaver Day. How can you possibly go wrong with that? I support fully a National Beaver Day in Canada.

One of the better commerical spots has Frank and Gordon in a locker room. It's a playoff commercial. Frank returns from the washroom, his chin whiskers shaved (which is a faux pas during the Stanley Cup playoffs ... it's a long running superstition to remain unshaven during the playoffs, thus the playoff beard was born.) Anyhow, it begs the question, do you prefer Frank (the shaved beaver) or Gordon (the unshaved beaver)?


Which bathroom do you think is more appropriate for a beaver?
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Noooooooo!!! [Apr. 6th, 2006|10:52 am]
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There'll be no Prime Minister Hottie Belinda in the forseeable future. Belinda Stronach held a news conference today stating that she'll not be seeking the Liberal leadership during the next convention.
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Mercer [Mar. 18th, 2006|02:38 am]
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Every Maritime/Newfie LJer I run across has the [info]rick_mercer RSS feed on their friend/watch list. It must be the law out there. It's not statistically possible that every Maritimer finds Rick Mercer to be must reading. Or maybe it's a family thing. They're all cousins out there on the cold coast, right?

Anyone else think that Rick Mercer was better on This Hour Has 22 Minutes than on The Rick Mercer Report? I think he performed better comedy when he was only doing a few skits per show and surrounded by a talented cast of comedians, rather than trying to carry an entire half hour by himself and nobody but himself. He always seemed to hit the mark on This Hour ... and watching The Report I groan more often than laugh. Too much Rick Mercer is not a good thing, apparently.

Of course, when he was on This Hour, if you'd asked me if Rick having his own show would be a good thing, I probably would have said "Yes!" We're always greedy buggers, thinking quantity means quality. Then when we get the quantity, we're surprised at where the quality went.
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To all you dumbasses ... [Mar. 10th, 2006|02:03 am]
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To all you dumbasses who voted for the Tories ... you got what you voted for:

"On an election [campaign] that was supposed to be about ethical behaviour, the first thing we have is an effort [by the Prime Minister] to try and fire somebody who is looking into the ethical behaviour of the Prime Minister."
- Jack Layton, concerning the Prime Minister's non-cooperation with the Ethics Commissioner
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Morale in Afghanistan Dips without Timbits [Mar. 8th, 2006|09:47 pm]
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If being attacked and bombed by militants isn't enough for the Canadian military in Afghanistan, they also have to make do without Tim Hortons coffee and donuts. But not for much longer ...
Tim Hortons officials say they will open a store at the Kandahar military airfield in Afghanistan within the next few months.

Canadian soldiers have reportedly been lobbying for weeks for the move.

Tim Hortons says it will convert a trailer and deliver it to the Canadian Forces for use in Afghanistan. Military personnel will be able to purchase selected baked goods and beverages, including coffee. The Canadian Forces Personnel Support Agency, the morale and welfare arm of the Canadian Forces, will be responsible for staffing and training, and also for operation of the trailer.

"I know I speak for all the men and women of the Canadian Forces when I say that I'm delighted to hear this news," Gen. Hillier said in the news release.

"Opening a Tim Hortons to serve our troops in Afghanistan strengthens an already superb relationship between two great Canadian institutions. I would like to thank Tim Hortons for their endless support of the Canadian Forces over the years."
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Provincial Parks [Mar. 6th, 2006|12:48 am]
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Did you know that British Columbia has close to 600 provincial parks? (And that doesn't count the protected areas, the recreation areas, and the conservancies which are administered by BC Parks). How do I know this? I've been adding all the BC provincial parks to Wikipedia. Slowly. At the moment I've added about 350 stub entries for all the parks A through L. I've added fuller versions for all the A entries at this point. Looks like the job of doing this is going to be solely mine, since it no one else has done a major edit of a single entry I've created, stub or otherwise. I enjoy it though. When I find a moment here and there, I work on a few, or add another entire letter of the alphabet as stubs.

I can't believe how many parks we have though. I'm convinced we have more than any other province, including the larger ones -- Ontario and Quebec. Where does our government find the time to manage all these parks?
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Klein is still a comedian ... [Mar. 2nd, 2006|12:45 am]
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Alberta Premier Ralph Klein recently fired off the following wit to Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty: "I'm no doctor, but I think that Mr. McGuinty's got a case of premature speculation."

Of course, no fuss was raised over the innuendo. I would have been annoyed had any politician or news service focused on the double entendre.

Why did Ralph say what he did? His response to criticism on Alberta's reforms of their health care program, which likely contravene the Canada Health Act. Alberta's reforms are currently only a working draft, and nowhere near legislation, thus Ralph's "speculation" remark concerning criticisms.

Ralph's really just pushing the Prime Minister's buttons. Since he (and his party) have a large swath of support in Alberta (they have all of Alberta), they'll be loathe to come out against Ralph.
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It's because of Calgary ... [Feb. 25th, 2006|01:24 pm]
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We're finally a Winter Olympic powerhouse. As we should be. We're currently 3rd in the medal count with 24 medals, one behind the USA and five behind Germany. We've increased our medal totals every Olympics since 1988. Why? Calgary. Getting world class facilities has given our athletes places in Canada to train. We're now winning medals consistently in sports that, before Calgary, we sucked at. We actually finished ahead of Norway and Russia. Booya!

The Canadian Olympic program set a goal of 25 medals. An eight medal increase over our previous best showing of 17 at Salt Lake City. We didn't quite reach the goal, but just improving by the amount we did between 2002 and now is nothing to complain about.

And what about our women? Eight of our 24 medals were won by men. That's it. It was the women who showed the heart and determination to get the job done.

Far too many of the athletes finished and settled for fourth place finishes. Thirteen 4th place finishes in total. Eight 5th place finishes. But it's good sign for 2010 in Vancouver. It will be difficult to top our results at these games. We did very very well. For those that follow the Olympics, we should be very proud of the athletic accomplishment.
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Who has the World's Biggest Hockey Stick - Fight!!! [Feb. 16th, 2006|03:09 pm]
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Not that I actually give a flying fuck about big hockey sticks or world records in general (unless they're sport related) ...

Apparently Eveleth, Minnesota is claiming to have the world's largest hockey stick. Their hockey stick is 110 feet long and 10,000 pounds.
Eveleth stick )

There's a giant hockey stick in Duncan, British Columbia. That stick measures 205 feet in length, and 61,000 pounds in weight.
Duncan stick )

You decide which is bigger.

I guess this claim by Eveleth incensed a local Victoria radio station, because they called up someone at Eveleth City Hall. After being given the facts, the Evelethite responded: "We know about the one in Duncan, but we have the world's largest in the U.S."

Like WTF?!?!
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We make them extra tough in Canada ... [Feb. 12th, 2006|07:24 pm]
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OSHAWA, Ont. -- Police say a woman out for a night of dancing didn't realize she had been shot in the chest until hours later -- when she noticed she was bleeding.

Police say the victim, in her 20s, left the club Friday night unaware of anything wrong, but later had trouble sleeping.

She eventually noticed she was bleeding from the chest and went to hospital yesterday morning. Police say she is in good shape and was able to walk in to the hospital.

Investigators are trying to trace back the night's events to pin down where the woman was when she was shot. Police have confirmed she was hit with a bullet and not a pellet.
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Belinda [Jan. 30th, 2006|03:58 pm]
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McKenna and Manley have both stated they will not run for the Liberal leadership. McKenna was a particular favourite because he could have filled the chasm between the Chretienites and the Martinites, having no ties to either of the two previous PMs. Now with these two out of the race, the door is wide open for Belinda Stronach.

Belinda for Prime MinisterBelinda for Prime Minister
Belinda for Prime Minister!
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Unleashed [Jan. 24th, 2006|06:32 pm]
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Prime Minister Stephen Harper [Jan. 24th, 2006|12:06 am]
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Another minority government (thankfully). Basically a flip-flop of the last minority, the seat totals of the Liberals and Conservatives switched, and the NDP still in a position of not holding the balance of power by just a few frustrating seats.

The Conservatives are going to get to rule the roost for at least the next 24 months. Paul Martin is stepping down as the leader for the Liberals, and the Liberals would never risk the government falling and a new election being called while they are without a leader. And certainly not with a leader that hasn't proven himself in parliament for some period of time. Thus, without the Liberals backing them, the other two parties (Bloc and NDP) aren't going to be able to block any of the Conservative platforms and motions. The Liberals are going to let the Conservatives skate through until they get their heirarchy back in order.

On the other hand, it might work in the Conservatives favour to call an election in 12 months while the Liberals are in leadership turmoil. I really doubt that they will, but it is certainly a strategic option for them.

Parliament probably won't sit until at least April, so we won't get to see how this government is going to work for awhile yet. April will be a small test for the Conservatives, because they are going to have to pass a budget. The other three parties are more similar to each other with respect to financials, and all quite dissimilar to Conservative fiscal policy. There'll be a few minor changes to the budget to satisfy some grumbling, but overall the budget will pass through unchanged (due to the Liberal situation). But this budget will set the tone for the days going forward, how the parties react and cooperate with one another, especially once the Liberals get their leadership issues settled.

I wonder if Belinda will be throwing her hat into the Liberal leadership ring.
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Ah, where are the Rhinos now? [Jan. 22nd, 2006|04:49 pm]
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The good old days of Canadian federal elections when the Rhinoceros Party of Canada were in the mix. The only party with the promise to keep none of their promises. (Though later they were to cry foul, complaining that most of the mainstream parties were to steal this idea from them.) The Rhinoceros Party described the party platform as two feet high and made of wood.

Some of their more sensible promises:
  • adopting the British system of driving on the left; this was to be gradually phased in over five years with large trucks first, then buses, eventually including small cars and bicycles last
  • providing higher education by building taller schools
  • abolishing the environment because it's too hard to keep clean and it takes up so much space
  • end crime by abolishing all laws
  • making bubble gum the national currency, so that it could be inflated or deflated at will
  • counting the Thousand Islands to make sure none were missing
  • exploiting acid rain as an electrical energy source by placing dissimilar-metal electrodes in Canadian swimming pools in order to use them as batteries
  • making Canadians stronger by putting steroids in the water
The Rhinos never won a seat in Parliament, but they came close a couple of times. In the 1980 federal election, for instance, the Rhinoceros party nominated a professional clown/comedian named Sonia "Chatouille" Côté ('chatouille' means tickles in French) in the Laurier riding in Montréal. Côté came in second place, after the successful Liberal candidate, but ahead of both other major parties: the third place New Democrat, and the fourth-place Progressive Conservative candidate. Chatouille received almost twice as many votes as the PC candidate.
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And the West shouts: "WTF?!?" [Jan. 18th, 2006|06:18 pm]
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Latest CBC headline:
Harper promises Toronto a place in government
The West, who created the Reform Party to give the western provinces a strong voice in Ottawa, must be awfully perplexed right now. The Reform Party who became the Canadian Alliance Party who eventually merged with the Progressive Conservative Party to become the Conservative Party of Canada. Anyhow, like any party that aspires to a majority in Parliament, they are courting Ontario and Toronto pretty strong. I think the West's creation is about to turn on them. Time for small-C conservatives and the religious right to create an all-new party, a new Voice of the West, in time for the next election.
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Holy crap ... [Jan. 17th, 2006|10:56 am]
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The Conservatives are a finger's breadth away from winning a majority in next Monday's election. How things have changed since November, when it was predicted that not much would change in Parliament. And, at the time, the polls bore that out. But the Liberals have faltered (probably an understatement) and the NDP can never make gains beyond 19 seats.

What hidden agendas will the Cons bring to the table? They're certainly not as scary as Republicans, but with respect (and relative) to Canadian politics, they're still pretty darn conservative for us.

Oh well, that's democracy. Hopefully Harper (or someone in his party) will jam their foot in their mouth sometime between now and Monday.
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Smorgasbord [Jan. 16th, 2006|01:22 pm]
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Finished Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell. What an excellent read. Very Tolkienish in a manner, in that there seems to be so much more to the world Susanna Clarke presents to us than that which is on the pages of the novel. While she certainly didn't go to the same lengths as Tolkien, certainly nowhere near the same breadth and depth of background as Tolkien's Middle Earth, you do get a sense that there's a lot more than meets the eye (page) in Clarke's early 19th century alternate-reality. The complete story doesn't begin and end on the novel's pages. The novel ends satisfyingly enough, and there's a promising open-endedness to it all, such that a continuation to Clarke's world might be possible (and welcome). Of course, if she were to do a sequel, I'd hope (and expect) that it was something she had in mind from the very beginning of the writing process for this first novel. Sequels created as an afterthought, due to popularity alone, are rarely very satisfying, rarely capturing the same spirit of the original. Highly recommended reading, at any rate.



Now I'm onto Life of Pi by Yann Martel. I was supposed to read this last summer, but instead of passing to me after my Mum read it, it instead passed first through everyone else in my family -- brother, father, sister. I finally got hold of it this Christmas. Started, but not far enough in to make a real determination of it, other than to say that so far it feels quite spiritual in nature. I wonder who will do the film, it's apparently been bouncing among some directors I like. This is what Wikipedia currently has to say:
M. Night Shyamalan, writer and director of The Sixth Sense, became interested in a proposed movie based upon the novel, but has dropped the project in favour of another. Another director, Alfonso Cuaron, director of the third Harry Potter movie, expressed interest in making it. Now Jean-Pierre Jeunet (Amelie 2001), might be directing the adaption.
I think I'm glad that Shyamalan dropped the project. I'm not as enamoured of him as I used to be, not after Signs and The Village, at any rate.



Finished Suzuka over the weekend. I really enjoyed the first 13 or so episodes of this 26 episode anime series. It's a by-the-book, non-sensational romance story, mixed in with a sporting theme (track and field). The writers were going for realism, the way real people act and think, the way real relationships develop. And they mostly suceeded ... up to a point. Unfortunately the series is 13 episodes too long, and the characters become increasingly exasperating as the series carries on. The characters have to make infuriating decision after infuriating decision, forehead smacking things, just to stretch the unattainable romance thread out for the entire length of the series. If they could re-edit this down to 13 episodes, I'd heartily recommend it, but in its complete 26 episodes it requires too much patience.



Really been getting into Wikipedia, lately. Been editing quite a few articles, expanding out from the original 10 or so I was "overseeing". (Of course no one actually oversees any article, but if you have specific knowledge or interest, you tend to watch certain articles more than others.) Even joined the Canadian Wikipedians Notice Board, where voting is done on specifically Canadian articles -- collaborations to fatten up slim articles, votes for deletions, merges, etc. I'm hoping Uranium City, Saskatchewan becomes the February collaboration.
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Election 2006: Strategic Voting Guide [Jan. 12th, 2006|06:42 pm]
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The Strategic Voting Guide: Riding by Riding
DemocraticSPACE does not endorse strategic voting (i.e. where voters cast their ballot for their second choice party to prevent a less favourable party from winning). We believe that Canada should explore options of adding an element of proportionality into our electoral system to ensure fair and accurate representation in parliament.
I believe Canada is in need of electoral reform. A proportional representation system to fill the seats of Parliament would be the best solution, by far.
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Eelction 2006: Seat Projections [Jan. 12th, 2006|05:27 pm]
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Democratic Space  

Methodology: Democratic Space takes the results of the last election as a baseline of support and adjusts each riding by the change of support in a given region based on a rolling average of the latest opinion polls. For the Democratic Space projections for individual polls, click here.

DATE CON LIB BQ NDP OTH
01/06/06 120 101 60 27 0
01/02/06 119 101 61 27 0
12/31/05 109 113 62 24 0
12/26/05 105 118 62 23 0
12/21/05 102 120 63 23 0
12/16/05 102 120 63 23 0
12/10/05 92 130 62 24 0
12/09/05 91 130 62 25 0
12/08/05 101 117 63 27 0
12/04/05 102 112 65 29 0
12/03/05 103 112 64 29 0
12/02/05 103 112 64 29 0
11/29/05 101 113 63 30 0

JORD.CA  

Methodology: Jord.ca obtains its projections by applying the latest poll results for each region to the relevant provices via Professor Werner Antweiler's Election Forecaster. Read more...

DATE CON LIB BQ NDP OTH
01/05/06 125 93 64 25 0
01/05/06 136 80 63 29 0
01/04/06 141 74 62 30 1
01/04/06 126 97 60 24 1
12/31/05 111 95 64 38 0
12/19/05 105 114 65 24 0
12/16/05 94 130 57 26 1
12/12/05 87 123 67 30 1
12/08/05 98 115 67 28 0
12/03/05 86 115 68 38 1
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Variety [Jan. 9th, 2006|02:33 pm]
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The resumption of the Battlestar Galactica season was welcome. The new episode began with a bang, sort of fizzled in the middle part of the episode, but ended with a wallop with another cliffhanger. "Resurrection Ship" doesn't describe the episode adequately. "Mutiny and More Mutiny" might have been a better title. I don't think Starbuck is going to be able to carry through with her orders. She's seeing too much logic in the command of Admiral Cain, and no one has had the foresight to fill her in on the full background of the Admiral's amoral past.



Tucker Carlson seems like a fairly level-headed Conservative pundit. Watched a 40 minute interview with him recently. I like that he's non-partisan, and goes with his beliefs rather than playing puppet to the Republican Party.



I think I've watched more hockey games this season than I have in the previous two (non-locked out) seasons. The cancelled season has been nothing but good for hockey. Ratings up. Attendance up. The game is faster and more enjoyable to watch. In previous seasons I'd catch the odd regular season game here and there, and would watch near religiously during the playoffs. This year I've been catching a far greater number of regular season games. Maybe it's the increase flow of the games due to the new rules and the cracking down on interference.



The last of the debates go tonight (English) and tomorrow night (French). Martin is going to have to step it up. The Liberals have been slipping in the polls since Christmas, the Progressive Conservatives really stealing the show this campaign. Frightening prospect, Stephen Harper perhaps leading the country come January 23rd 2006.



Got me a $10 Chapters card when I was the first to find on [info]mirrikat's very first geocache placement. It was a fun 6KM round-trip hike to locate the cache, up the Coquitlam River at Crystal Falls. Wet and muddy, but those are the best kinds of hikes. At least Macbeth and I think so. On another geocaching front, I placed two Canada Cup themed caches last week. Each cache contains lots of hockey-themed items for kids.
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Hillbillies are everywhere! [Jan. 6th, 2006|06:10 pm]
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We have dumbfuck hillbillies in Canada too.
A man from Newfoundland and Labrador has received a two-month prison term for charging a moose with a snowmobile and killing it with an axe.

Anthony Norris, 25, of Trinity committed a "horrendous and heinous act," according to provincial court Judge Gloria Harding.

Wildlife investigators said they received a tip days after the moose was killed in March 2005, when a group of people drove snowmobiles and ATVs to a party at a cabin near Indian Bay.

When a moose wandered onto the groomed path, Norris plowed into it several times with his snowmobile until its hind legs were broken, said investigators. Norris then jumped on top of the animal, which put up a struggle to escape.

People in the group decided the moose should be put down because of its injuries. Norris then killed the moose with an axe.

He was convicted of harassing wildlife with a snowmobile and hunting big game without a licence.

After serving his time, Norris will be on probation for two years and be prohibited from hunting for five years.

The judge also ordered Norris to seek counselling.
Though I think the two-month prison term was letting him off light. Six months or a year would have been more appropriate, since he obviously has a few mental screws loose.
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Ye Olde Onion [Jan. 3rd, 2006|04:59 pm]
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So true!
Man From Canada Acts Like He's Not Cold

January 4, 2006 | Issue 42•01

BOSTON—While visiting family in Boston, Geoff MacArdle of Ottawa refused to admit that he was cold Monday. "This is nothing—this is like May in Ottawa," insisted MacArdle, wearing a light spring jacket despite 23-degree temperatures. "Where I'm from, we have picnics in this weather." MacArdle then went indoors, saying he had nothing to prove.
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Art Bell Doesn't Know Canada [Jan. 1st, 2006|11:48 am]
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On the December 19 2004 edition of the Art Bell Show, it was predicted that during 2005 the "people of Canada will rally to become part of the USA". I predict that this won't occur in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 or 2010. On the other hand, we may be attacked by the USA (for our water and our oil) and our people subjugated to the will of God Emperor Bush.
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Is the Canadian Green Party really green? [Dec. 30th, 2005|09:07 am]
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"[T]here are those who vote Green, because they assume that the Green Party of Canada is more or less like the Greens of Europe: democratic, socially and economically progressive and strong defenders of the environment ... [T]he assumption [is] that the Green Party is at least, well, Green ... In the last election, based on the policy platform on its website, the party was right wing on social and fiscal policy and both the Sierra Club and Greenpeace rated them below the NDP (and in most categories, below the Bloc) on environmental policies. Unfortunately, little has changed. Some things are actually worse."
Read the Full Story

Came across the links via [info]audrawilliams.
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Rest of provinces to Alberta: "Dude, stop showing us up!" [Dec. 19th, 2005|05:10 pm]
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Granted it's a province richer than any other (per capita), but Alberta is kicking ass and showing up the rest of the country.
A pilot project in Alberta has cut wait times for hip and knee surgeries to a fraction of what they were before.

The numbers show patients waited just six weeks on average from the time they had a complaint to the time they saw a specialist. The normal wait time is nine months. And the time between seeing a surgeon to the operation was reduced to about seven weeks from 11 months.

A number of changes contributed to the increased efficiency:
  • Patients go to special central assessment clinics where they are examined by a team of health professionals. The goal is to get the patient to the clinic within 17 days of seeing a family doctor.
  • The number of surgeries performed in each operating room has been bumped up to three or four from just one or two.
  • Surgeons work with a team of nurses and physical therapists to move patients through the system, with high-priority cases completed first.
The year-long project, which started in April, will see a total of 1,200 surgeries performed. The average wait times seen within the pilot project are even lower than the new national standards announced by provincial and federal health ministers last week -- 26 weeks for knee and hip surgeries.

Final results will be released next spring. Provincial officials say breast and prostate cancer patients might also benefit from a similar diagnostic and treatment system.
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Vote again, we do ... [Nov. 28th, 2005|07:12 pm]
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Government has fallen to a PC non-confidence motion. Election likely Jan 16 or Jan 23. An 8 week campaign, which would be longest in Canadian history. The minimum, by law, is 36 days, and all elections must take place on a Monday.

I don't expect much change. Maybe a few more Liberal seats, a few less PC seats, a couple more Bloc seats, and the NDP, more or less unchanged. At any rate, a minority government again. Which I don't mind. Although they never tend to last very long, a lot more tends to get done with respect to the will of the people. The NDP were rockstars over the last couple of months, wielding a power they've never had before in parliament. A number of their bills were passed by them and the Liberals, the Liberals relying on the NDP to keep the government intact last spring and summer. Nothing at all wrong with coalition governments.

The only downside to the election? The bill decriminalizing possession of small amounts of marijuana was left in parliament. It'll have to be re-introduced in the new parliament in 2006, and go through all the readings again.
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So this is why Tinker loved Larry Campbell ... [Nov. 25th, 2005|01:25 am]
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Vancouver Mayor Larry Campbell declared December 21st to be "D.O.A. Day" in honor of the band's 25th anniversary.

Larry's no longer mayor, but his legacy may live on. I wonder if we'll have another D.O.A. Day this year?
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Rare Bit 'o Canadian Music History on eBay [Oct. 19th, 2005|03:15 pm]
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I've had my "maple syrup porn" notification on eBay for about a year. And yesterday was the first time I ever received notification of an eBay auction on the topic. The soundtrack (vinyl, even) of the Canadian porn film Loving and Laughing is on auction.

I wrote a Canadian Traditions piece on Maple Syrup Porn awhile back, some of you may remember it:
The soundtracks from these films are highly sought as well. They're often a blend of samples and sounds from popular music, but blended together into funky riffs and jazzy rhythms. They fell firmly out of the American mold of porn music. These soundtracks can sell for thousands and thousands of dollars. Here is how one reviewer describes the soundtrack from The Initiation: "Without question one of the best Quebecois 'maple syrup porn' soundtracks, it is a beautiful (and funky) listen. Jazz-heads dig this for the sublime 'Pauvre Amour' while scat-aficionados justly consider 'Psychedelic Party' a Holy Grail track. There's also sweet French beat and funk. Dancefloor material; headphone candy; serious listening gratification."
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Tinkernoonoo and the Victoria Punk Scene [Oct. 19th, 2005|01:02 pm]
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Andrea has a tonne of great stories about the Victoria punk scene in the 90s. If there's been one constant in the "pleasant memories department" from her time served with asshat, it's her time spent with all the great punk bands that came out of Victoria in the late 80s and early 90s. Kitchen conversations with Murray Acton (Cretin from the DayGlo Abortions and Lummox) and Jon Wright (of Nomeansno). Listening to the hilarious and drunk Merrick Atkinson (of Lummox) in the middle of many nights. Being serenaded by Tom Holliston (of The Showbusiness Giants, Nomeansno, and The Hanson Brothers).

Unfortunately she keeps most of these stories to herself. I keep telling her she should blog them. Many are hilarious, and both insightful into her psyche and that period of time in Victoria music history (which now seems to be long long dead).

some pics of the various personalities )
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Those Super-Rich Albertans [Sep. 21st, 2005|05:10 pm]
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Albertans are in the fortunate position of wondering what to do with extra money.

In Lethbridge for a cabinet meeting Tuesday, Premier Ralph Klein announced that every man woman and child in the province - except prisoners - would get $400 tax-exempt energy dividend cheques by the end of the year from the province's unbudgeted surplus, the result of sky-high oil and gas revenues.

Klein said details of the distribution haven't been worked out - he'll leave that to the bureaucracy. He said there'll be some kind of eligibility requirement in order to receive the money.

Klein said this is a one-time only bonus for Albertans. He said his government will still give energy rebates this winter to help consumers pay for high home heating costs.

The premier said finance officials re-calculated year-end surplus projections, now expected to be $6.8 billion.

Klein said $2.6 billion of the unexpected surplus would still be split between capital projects -- such as schools and health-care infrastructure -- and investments into some kind of savings, perhaps endowments.
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The Canadian Weather Winners [Aug. 24th, 2005|02:31 pm]
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the weather winners (72 categories) )

all data based on 100 largest Canadian cities, except (*) which is based on 82 cities.

How does your Canadian city rank?
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DVD and Film Mini-Reviews #67 [Jul. 4th, 2005|10:02 pm]
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Maya (Digvijay Singh, 2001)
****1/2
The first three-quarters of this film are oh-so enjoyable, being mainly about family life. The son and adopted daughter of a well-to-do rural Indian familyrun and play and adventure as kids all over the world do. The parents are parents we'd all recognize, stern and forgiving, exasperated and overjoyed by their children. The portrait of family life here is so sincere and real, that it transports you back to your own childhood. A testament that children and families are the same the world over. The last quarter of the film moves into darker territory. The young girl has just got her first period, and the parents arrange for the daughter to be brought into womanhood and acceptance by God by the local priests. Being accepted by God, in the context of this ritual, means being gang raped by four old priests. This ritual is banned in India, but in small rural towns it is still performed, and this film attempts to uncover the atrocity. It's not simply the act that disgusts us, but the fact that the child has had her childhood ripped from her, and nothing will ever be the same for her again. A powerful film, at once joyous and terrifying.

Lady Snowblood (Toshiya Fujita, 1973)
****1/2
Japanese female revenge. There was a lot of this during the 70s in Japan. One of the best was Female Convict Scorpion Jailhouse 41, but this surpasses even that film. This is based on manga, by the same author that created Lone Wolf and Cub. The daughter of a mother who died in childbirth, seeks revenge on those that wronged her mother and killed her father. Set in the Meiji period (around 1890). The work that was done on this release is quite commendable, besides an excellent subtitle translation, there are added supertitles that give you historical notes, to let you further understand the period. Tarantino cribbed a bit from this film (not too mention the title song) for Kill Bill. Storytelling is done in a variety of methods, including flashbacks and narration. Lots of action and cartoonish gore.

Owning Mahowny (Richard Kwietniowski, 2003)
****
The branch manager of a Canadian bank uses loan applications to fund his gambling addiction. Philip Seymour Hoffman gives a brilliant performance as the gambling addict, portraying a singular obsessive focus. The strength of this film is that it doesn't glorify gambling in any way, it shows neither the highs nor the lows of the gambling addict, instead portraying the winning as no different than the losing. To complicate matters, an Atlantic City casino owner decides to capitalise on this particular addict, assisting him in any way to get to and from their casino, even helping transfer the stolen money across the border. One of the great moments of the film: when he's finally arrested (because there is never any doubt that he will be caught, even the character knows this) on a charge of theft over $200 -- he stole $10.2 million.

Happy Times (Yimou Zhang, 2001)
***1/2
A old bachelor seeks out a wife. The skinny ones always dump him, so this time he looks for a heavier woman. The one he finds is no better, an evil step-mom of a woman, who foists her blind step-daughter on the unsuspecting gentleman, then leaves him. The man has a good heart, and takes care of the girl as best he can, but he can't bring himself to let this girl know that he's poor and broke, so with the help of friends, he concocts scheme after scheme to give the girl a comfortable life. The humour is sometimes cartoony. And the story is way out of the ballpark of believability. And the ending was baffling. But I recently read a review that described the film as "a fable about compassion and the amount of deception sometimes needed to achieve it". In this context, the ending works.

Our Lady of the Assassins (Barbet Schroeder, 2000)
***1/2
Filmed on high-def video in the Columbian city of Medellin, Our Lady of the Assassins tells the tale of an author returned home, wanting to live his final days and die in his homeland. The Medellin he left is very different from the Medellin he returns to. He hooks up with several young gangsters for companionship, and although he's shocked at their disregard for human life, he exhibits little in the way of morality himself. In a sense, he urges their amoral behaviour, perhaps substituting the death of others for his own death. A disturbing, yet captivating film (once you get over the fact that it's filmed on video) about psychopathic behaviour.

Long Life, Happiness and Prosperity (Mina Shum, 2002)
***
A charming, if one-dimensional, little film about Chinese Canadians on Vancouver's east side (near old Chinatown). Mindy wants to help her Mum, so she starts using Taoist charms, but without any skill they go awry. A bad luck deflection charm is deflected onto the wrong person, a lottery winning charm falls onto the wrong person, and a love potion goes totally awry. In this sweet comedy these three stories eventually come together in a sort, and all is worked out amicably. Not quite sure if the Chinese community is quite this superstitious, but since the writer/director is Chinese, I'll take her word for it. Either that, or she's furthering some misconceptions for story's sake.
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Barrie? [Jul. 2nd, 2005|12:53 pm]
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I'm watching the Live 8 broadcast on CTV from Barrie. (First of all, why the hell Barrie? Couldn't we have chosen a Canadian city that people around the world have heard of? From Rome, London, Paris, Tokyo, Philiadelphia, Berlin, Johannesburg, Moscow ... and Barrie?) Anyhow, Dan Ackroyd comes on stage to announce that we'll be going live to Las Vegas. The crowd starts intensely booing. I'm wondering why? What's wrong with Las Vegas, though I'm curious why Las Vegas too, since it's not one of the Live 8 cities. Then he announces that Celine Dion will be performing for Barrie from her stage in Las Vegas. Ah, the booing all makes sense now. Ha.

So they go live to Las Vegas and Celine gives some half-assed speech about poverty that you know she's reading off a teleprompter, and while she's giving this half-assedness, I'm struck by just how large her head is. I mean, it's really quite huge, far bigger than it should be when compared to the scale of the rest of her body. It's sort of like watching Jay Leno strut around with breasts.

That aside, the performers, for the most part, are pretty good. And given the amount of time from announcement to performance, it seems like everything is remarkably well-organized and so far all's gone without a hitch.
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